Hey ye scurvy dogs, I be known as Lazy eye Daryl, they call me that on accoun' o' o' me lazy eye, them scumbags. Anyway as me good captain has already told ye we be havin' taken o' yer precious ernya ye land lovers, We ben feelin' a wee generous so we be givin' ye th' opportunity t' get yer booty back, if ye happen t' find some ye can keep 't but we all know ye be goin' t' fail as ou' booty buryin' skills be second t' none. Now go t' th' poop deck an' try t' get some clues as they might pop up ever' now an' again, blink an' ye might miss them ye scurvy dogs, so stick around. Talk among yourselves an' who knows ye may find some wee trinkets as well as th' rest o' our booty.
Now go before we make ye all walk th' plank.