Yo, I'm Mahkle.
You have no clue how to pronounce my name.
Every time I see someone smile, I smile.
A smile for a smile makes the whole world smile.
I'm one of those adults that never really became an adult.
My favorite treat is a Vatrushka. Look it up.
I sleep during the day and wear sunglasses at night.
I dwell in the past because I'm afraid of the future.
Music makes my insides all warm n' tingly.
I hate when my Popsicle falls of the stick.
Eric is the bestest interweb-connected friend that Mahkle has ever had.
She's nice and lovable despite the fact that she's a cheeseheaddumbwhore.
Her large earholes smell like drowned orphans and her lip rings taste oceany.
She da man. ❤
Britt. She's...Britt-like n' stuff.
She's also a giant T-Rex with kurlykinkyredhurr. Which is very Britt-like.
Like how Britt is Britt-like.
Britts britts brittsn brittser brittserin.
She da man, too. Just don't tell Eric.
❥ Secretive side-ways heart for dat closet-lovin'.