Auricle
- Age: 24
- Location: Canada
- Joined: 08 Feb 2010
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About Auricle
. Appearance: Hazel eyes. Redhead, but in the way that causes me to forget what hair colour I was born with. I wear glasses and contacts, although rarely at the same time. I am right-handed, left-minded, and ambidextrously souled. Or so says my last fortune cookie.
. Handicaps: My mouth is too fast for my head and too slow for my words. I suffer from chronic oppression, and as a result I often have a wishbone where a backbone ought to be. I am forever at the mercy of cleverness, because being clever is always easier than being honest, or being right.
. Religion: I don't believe in it. I don't think God does either.
. Political stance: Apathetic, with a strong lean to the left and a slice of lemon.
. Things I Am Amused By: Comics. Clouds. North American Culture. Foods that can be dipped. Cynicism. Boys and men, and ups and downs, lefts and rights, odds and ends, nooks and crannies. I love artificial in every flavour but people. Good books, the kind that affect you like a disaster. Photography, although I doubt I’ll ever stop being rubbish at it. I happen to enjoy a good question mark, as well as the nifty small things found only in odd places. I indulge in a cliché every other Tuesday.
. Banes of My Existence: High heels, nail polish. People who grow up too fast and those who don’t grow up at all. Spiders, although I know they don’t do it on purpose. Muzak. Sweat pants with elastics around the ankles. Telemarketers. Littering. Dryers that always manage to eat one sock out of every pair. Biblioographies. Oh, and I think if teen angst is going to commit suicide, it should just hurry up and get on with it.
. Beloved Films/Telly: American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Harold and Maude, Ghost World, Synedoche New York, Sweeney Todd, Princess Mononoke [Miyazaki=love], Battle Royale, The Age of Stupid, Dawn of the Dead [the original], Firefly, The Office [UK&US], Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dead Like Me, Weeds...
... To sum myself up, I’m a simple girl with many a delusion whose only desire is simply to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.
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