Devious Fairy
- Age: 22
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- Joined: 08 Feb 2010
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My name is Breanna. Call me Bree. I'm 19. I'll admit that I love Harry Potter. I'm smart, and sarcastic. I can be nice. I'm pretty generous, and like to help out. If you annoy me, you'll get nothing and like it. Haha. Not really.. I'm too nice. I love animals, and I don't Judge People. I love to shop, and hang out with my Friends. I'm a generally nice person, and I'm really hard to piss off.. I always see the good in people, before the Bad. I tend to care too much about things, but I can't help it. If you have any problems or anything I'll be glad to help, I love giving advice. My favorite things always include laughter. I am very easily amused, and I've been told I'm very cynical for my age. I just call it as I see it. I've realized that the world is pretty messed up, but I'm surprisingly positive anyway. I can get really emotional, but it's mostly with movies or books, which is weird I know... I will protect my Friends no matter what, and they mean the world to me. No Ernya is not my life, it just happens to be fun. Right now my life is kinda off beat, if you want to know why, ask. Well, I love chatting. I'm Random & Fun. xD
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Hehe. Oh, and this joke amuses me..
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming!
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
-Love Bree
Me
Hehe. Oh, and this joke amuses me..
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming!
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
