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About Xerxies

Hi, my name is Xerxies. I'm the Queen of Cyan, an exchanger, a collector, a bitch with unpopular opinions, and a person who really doesn't give a flying fuck what the general userbase thinks of her anymore. I'm done playing nice with the kids who think high school lasts forever and never grow or educate themselves beyond it. I'm not going to be fake just so you like me, if you don't like me the way I am then that's the end of it. If you don't want to be my friend I'm not going to bend over backward for you. Either deal with me or don't, it's up to you.

I find an uneducated human far more ugly than anything else found in nature.


Once upon a time a little baby headphone wanted to go outside to play.

"Mama, mama, please let me go today!"

And when his mother finally relented, he went outside to play!
He jumped and skipped, he ran and rolled, he smiled and laughed all day.

But Little Baby Headphone did not know what was in store!
There was a Cyan Black Hole always hungering for more...

Its greedy fangs, its greedy hands, its greed for Cyan color!
Oh, Little Baby Headphone, run away from fatal horror!

Alas! The Cyan Monster was far too strong and quick a foe,
And Little Baby Headphone could not do, but scream, and woe!

It picked the Little Headphone up by its cyan-craving claws,
And in a flash had put the Little Headphone 'tween its jaws!

While Little Baby Headphone had just wanted a day to play,
He didn't know he would meet his end in such a horrid way!

So beware, all Cyan Headphones, about this terrible fate,
Beware the Cyan Black Hole who is always lying in wait!

(Poem by Reverie)