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About Starkeyy

Ebbe wrote me a poem!
7 things I hate about you - A poem totally ripped
from a movie of the same name, but rewritten for Starkeyy:

I hate that you're better at making avatars than me
And that you've never given me a freebie (seriously!)
I hate that you have the awesome name Starkeyy
And that you're always super snarkey
I hate how almost never give idiots a smack
And how you often hold back
And that I can't get you into the sack

... BAM!

Art by Lady Silverine, Font is Babycakes, Comment code edited from Jenna and Francis's code for Meli's profile. Fact: Profiles make my head hurt!

Dear Community,

I feel the need to get this out of the way, because I am one frustrated Ernyan. I love this site, I really do but I am done kissing your ass. I can't please everybody so I'm just going to set a few things straight.

First of all, I live in the exchange forum. I have been there since I joined, I have no intention to quit using that forum. I have been labelled an exchanger and a hoarder and have been told by multiple people that I am greedy. If that's how you see me, that's your problem. I personally don't see how not wanting to sell my ONLY Pandamore makes me an evil person. Just because you "want it more" doesn't make you entitled to my shit.

Second of all, I know there are people out there who think I'm a bitch. Generally you see me on a bad day, yelling at some asshole who was out of line. I can understand being a little paranoid if that's the only example you see of me, but if you don't take the time to get to know me, that's not my problem. It really does take a lot to get me to publicly "attack" someone.

Finally, I love pregnancy. I think it's the most beautiful thing in the fucking world, and I don't even care if it makes you uncomfortable. From the time that I was 4 years old, I've known more than anything else that I want to have a kid some day. That desire is not possible or logical at this point in time, so to keep my sanity in check I RP pregnant characters and collect pregnant art. There is NOTHING perverted or "disgusting" about this. It took me 16 years to convince myself I'm not a freak for loving pregnancy, I'm not about to let anybody undo all that work.

In a nut shell, I love my friends very much. They are the ones who understand me, and are deserving of all my positive energy. I'm done kissing ass trying to get everyone to like me, because haters aren't worth my time or energy. Take me as I am, or don't take me at all. Thank you and have a nice day.

~Lynn Starkeyy

P.S. Fuck with my friends and you fuck with me.