Thursday
- Age: 112
- AOL Messenger: fanzyla
- Location: Antarctica
- Joined: 20 Jul 2009
- Last Visited: 22 May 2012
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Hi I'm Balrog.
And I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!
My evil tower is located in Antarctica.
I'm 111 years young.
And I collect people.
I have a Masters of Applied Science Fiction degree.
I am also a certified Wedgie Expert.
And an Evil Opportunity Employer! Be a minion now and save nothing on your car insurance!
I speak SARCASM as a second language.
My lawyer's been disbarred, my clergyman defrocked and somehow my electrician is delighted.
I am an Anti-Social Butterfly
I flee from small, woodland creatures.
GEOLOGISTS ROCK!
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance
I like children... If they're properly cooked.
Thrust your divine blade through my heart, hope to God your soul escapes my undead grasp. I call you to the depths of Hell, sit with me, and have the best damn tea party of your life.
I do bad things.
I bite when provoked
I don't care if/when you're offended.
I AM the problem, problem?
I like pointy things.
If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.
Is slippery when wet.
I am a true friend, I will stab you in the front rather then your back.
SHUT UP OR I'LL SMITE YOU
I swear to the gods if you try to put me out again, I will donate you to the local community college. I'm SUPPOSED to be on fire.
You have more chances of nailing jell-o to a tree than impressing me without trying.
In my day, your mother is a washing machine and your father was a bowl of pork gravy.
Do not follow me for I may not lead, do not lead me for I may not follow. Just go the ******** over there. ->
You can hug a tree, but going any farther is abuse!
So many pedestrians, not enough horse-power
Breathe In, Breathe Out. Repeat If Necessary.
Remember, minions. Pillage THEN burn. ouo
Why the hell are you still here?
GET THE ******** OFF MY LAWN!
95% of the stuff on here is prolly not my original idea. A lot of it is pulled from old MSN logs between me and a friend and the back of my already Swiss cheesed memory.
I have your butt in my hand.
