ẘelcome to my quaint little thread, of sorts.
As in life and with art, I am not the best nor am I the worst.
Please do remember that freebies are free, as such quality may vary.
Freebies are given at random. Chatting is loved and Art Block comes often.
You may ask for art directly if you wish, but I most times say decline this method.
My styles change frequently, every one of which can be found here.
For greater understanding of how this works, read the FAQ.
1. Obey the overlords of Ernya, and all they decree
2. No shoes in the thread, nor socks at the dinner table
4. Pay careful attention to rule number seven
5. Thieves lose their hands should they touch my art
6. This ain't a drive through, post-n-go don't fly
7. Ignore rule number four, its utter rubbish
8. My thread, my rules; disobey and be banished.
Rule number three was banned for breaking the rules
ↁa FAQ::
Q: How do I get free art⁇
A: Preferably by chatting here, but you can just ask if you want
Q: Why do you always say 'no' draw people who ask for freebies directly⁇
A: There are a number of possible reasons, mostly I prefer to draw as I feel like it rather than by request
Q: Is there a way to improve the chance of a 'yes' when asking for free art⁇
A: Yes there is. If you state that you will tip, or even state an amount of said tip, the odds increase substantially.
Q: Is every art style on your dA available here⁇
A: No, many are outdated and abandoned, others take too much time to be free.
Q: Do you have a shop where I can commission you for art⁇
A: No, however for a large enough 'bribe' I am open to commissions.
Q: Where should I contact you about 'bribes' if you don't have an art shop⁇
A: Just PM me about it, we will talk style and such if I am okay with it.
Q: I don't like the quality of my freebie, can you make me another⁇
A: Beggars can't be choosers. If there are monetary sums involved I try harder, but if its completely free to you then don't complain.
Q: Why are you in freebies when you have so many restrictions, why not just make an art shop⁇
A: Because I do not like commissions, hence why i call them bribes. Commissions require exact samples and set prices, neither i care for.
Q: There's so much chat in this thread, why don't you draw more often⁇
A: Because I do not always feel like drawing but in no way intend to stop making freebies all together.
Q: Why don't you state you're in hiatus when you don't feel like drawing⁇
A: For one, I lack the will to draw more often than not. Second, I don't want to deter people from chatting here with such a status message.
Q: What kinds of things won't you draw⁇
A: Couples art, full-anthro, weapons, mecha, pregnancy, and a few others that I may have forgotten.
Q: Why are your rules so weird⁇
A: Because it was fun to write and it is even more fun to read.