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Th3_Scr3am0_NiGhtmar3
Th3_Scr3am0_NiGhtmar3
Hmm, I'm kinda bored(: LET"S MAKE JOKES(:
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Post by Th3_Scr3am0_NiGhtmar3 » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:18 pm

Zamielle
Zamielle
A dentist a nurse and a army general are flying.

The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb.

They land the airplane and see what happened...

First they found a guy looking for his false teeth.

Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds.

Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off.

They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house."
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Post by Zamielle » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:26 pm
Ricochetra
Ricochetra
Oh, sounds fun.
Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type here."
One font look to the other, then back to the bartender and says, "That's awfully bold of you. I don't think you're justified."


Lame joke is lame. >.>
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Post by Ricochetra » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:34 pm
Zamielle
Zamielle
How do you get a kleenex to dance?

… Put a little boogey in it.
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Post by Zamielle » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:37 pm
Elenia
Elenia
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks
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Post by Elenia » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:44 pm
Zamielle
Zamielle
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."
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Post by Zamielle » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:52 pm
sakashi
sakashi
I don't know any good jokes, but I'll totally laugh at other peoples.
;D
ahahahahahahahahahuahahahahaha

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Post by sakashi » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:54 pm

Sesshomaru_Girl on Gaia;
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Sesshy-girl on DeviantArt;
Elenia
Elenia
knock knock
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Post by Elenia » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:57 pm
sakashi
sakashi
Who's there?
Is it the pizza man, cause it's been longer than 30 minutes >:C

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Post by sakashi » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:58 pm

Sesshomaru_Girl on Gaia;
Sakashi on TinierMe;
Sesshy-girl on DeviantArt;
Elenia
Elenia
It's a cannibal pizza man, and he's brought your clown, but sadly it tastes funny,
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Post by Elenia » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:02 pm
sakashi
sakashi
Coolio! Will he share the clown with me? Or is he going to eat me too....

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Post by sakashi » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:08 pm

Sesshomaru_Girl on Gaia;
Sakashi on TinierMe;
Sesshy-girl on DeviantArt;
Elenia
Elenia
To be continued >?<
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Post by Elenia » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:09 pm

Elenia, the thread Zombifier
sakashi
sakashi
In the next episode of Zombie Pizza Delivery; Your meal will be delivered in 30 minutes or less. Or you're the meal!
//suspenseful music

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Post by sakashi » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:14 pm

Sesshomaru_Girl on Gaia;
Sakashi on TinierMe;
Sesshy-girl on DeviantArt;
Elenia
Elenia
*credits roll*
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Post by Elenia » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:16 pm

Elenia, the thread Zombifier
sakashi
sakashi
Up next;
When Old Women Attack.
Followed by; Dogs Chewing on Stuff.

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Post by sakashi » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:17 pm

Sesshomaru_Girl on Gaia;
Sakashi on TinierMe;
Sesshy-girl on DeviantArt;
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