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Gummybear
Gummybear
What you do is shown in the example below:
Gummy: I wish I had a cat.
bear: Granted, your cat claws your face off. I wish -insert wish here-
Rocks: Granted, -insert way to ruin wish here-
You must grant their wish, and you are trying to ruin it.
Begin.
My wish- I wish I had a pet worm wink
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Post by Gummybear » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:56 pm

When your heart breaks your chest aches, just make sure it's not heartburn.
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Zao
Zao
Granted but then it gets eaten by a fish

I wish I could stop time
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:25 pm
Hikaru
Hikaru
Granted, but you can never start it again.

I wish I had some cheesecake.
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Post by Hikaru » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:31 pm
Zao
Zao
Granted but now you're allergic to cheesecake

I wish I had more money
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:44 pm
Hikaru
Hikaru
Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a new song to listen to.
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Post by Hikaru » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:47 pm
Zao
Zao
granted but now you're deaf

I wish I won the lottery
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:50 pm
Hikaru
Hikaru
Granted, but someone else won recently, and you get $5.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.
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Post by Hikaru » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:55 pm
XD
XD
Granted, but now you have nothing to decide on.

I wish i had some extra money to donate.
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Post by XD » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:18 pm
Zao
Zao
Granted but now you can't obtain the donation items

I wish I could fly
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:22 pm
J
J
Granted, but you suddenly gained tons of weight and can't lift your own body.

I wish my ears were blue.
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Post by J » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:24 pm
Anemone
Anemone
Your ears turn blue.

But it turns out it's some kind of incurable disease.

You linger for about six months and then die a painful death.

I wish I had some stickers.
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Post by Anemone » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:34 pm

Zao
Zao
Granted but now they won't stick

I wish I could go through walls
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:12 pm
Anemone
Anemone
you go through a wall and catch your parents having sex.

I wish I had a pony.
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Post by Anemone » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:16 pm

Zao
Zao
Granted but then it dies soon after

I wish there were more hours in the day
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Post by Zao » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:32 pm
Dann3h
Dann3h
Granted.
However,there are more hours in the day for everybody...except you.

I wish I had a bunny.D:
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Post by Dann3h » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:04 pm
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