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There are three things I love more than anything in the world. (Friends not included, friends aren't things :P) If you know me at all, then I'm pretty sure you know what those things are, but I'll spell them out anyway.

1. Pregnancy
2. Doing crazy pointless math.
3. Ernya.

I've come up with the ultimate quest that combines all three! A 9 month "Ernya Pregnancy" quest for 1 million gold!

1. Pregnancy

No, I'm not pregnant IRL and have never had a successful pregnancy in the past so I am not REALLY a mom. (Although people have been known to call me Preggy or Mama)

A lot of people ask why I love pregnancy so much so I'll just post it here to get it out of the way ;D

I've known since i was 4 years old, which is the earliest i remember seeing a pregnant woman, that I've wanted to have a kid one day.
I've come to terms with the fact that the chances of me actually having kids is practically non existent, (not physical reason or anything...I'm just a pretty impossible woman to be with...I am a make a much better friend than girlfriend...)
so i make up for it by at least having pregnant art.
It's safe to say it's something I've obsessed with my entire life XD

2. Doing crazy pointless math.

Whenever I'm in a bad mood, doing pointless math cheers me up. OWO Dunno why, but it always has.

Soooo, here's the math based upon my quest.

If I earn 25k a week, that's approx 3575 (rounded up) gold per day, I can make 1,000,000 in a 40 weeks....AKA the same length of time as a pregnancy ;D

3. Ernya

Everybody knows what Ernya is, so I guess I'll use this post to explain a little bit about Ernya life.

I live in the exchange forum. People tend to confuse me with being an exchanger, but to be honest, if I really am then I am a totally lousy one :P
I tend to follow Lotus / Rora around the boards though so where you see them, there is a strong possibility of seeing me ;D

A lot of people think I'm a bitch. Which is my fault, I sometimes don't keep enough restraint when someone pisses me off. I do my best to stay offline on days when I'm easily agitated ;D
-side note easiest way to piss me off is to fuck with my friends- there you have fair warning ;D

For those of you who get to know me, and don't land on my bad side, I'm actually not so terrible. I love helping people out, and I even love doing freebee art :P (not that it's very good)

Most important aspect of my life on ernya...I LOVE THE COLOUR GRASS!!! Just sayin ;D

I will earn it all by POSTING, and opening my daily marble.
The only sales that will affect this quest are event currency sales. (since i get the currency from posting, it's like a double whammy ;D)
Before I set up this thread I sent every ounce of gold / every heart / items I intend to sell to my mule Newspaper Taxi.
Whatever I post on my main will be as a direct result of this quest.

I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY DONATIONS!
Want to help me on my quest? Post with me ;D
It doesn't just help me then, since you're earning gold for yourself from posting!

To Quote the Wifey

Aurora Fang wrote:A woman doesn't have anyone help her incubate a baby;, so you don't have anyone donating you gold which would be the equivalent. A woman DOES have doctors, nurses and friends giving them advice and medical help to make sure baby stays healthy which is what the leveling commissions do for Midas.

Start Date: Tuesday, September 13th 12:01am
Total Posts at Start: 39162
Due Date: Tuesday, June 18th 2012
(Why yes, i did use a due date checker to figure out when it will end)

• Show Spoiler

• Week 1 (Sept 13th-19th) :: 25k completed
  Week 2 (Sept 20th-26th) :: 47k/50k 3k short of goal XD -The event had drained me-
  Week 3 (Sept 27th-Oct 1st) :: 93k/75k owo
  Week 4 (Oct 2nd-Oct 8th) :: 106/100k
  Week 5 (Oct 9nd-Oct 15th) :: 128/125k
  Week 6 (Oct 16th-Oct 22nd) :: 150/150k
  Week 7 (Oct 23rd-Oct 29th) :: 175/175k
  Week 8 (Oct 30th-Nov 5th) :: 212/200k
  Week 9 (Nov 6th-Nov 12th) :: 225/225k
  Week 10 (Nov 13th-Nov 19th) :: 256/250k <<<
  Week 11 (Nov 20th-Nov 26th) :: 275/275k
  Week 12 (Nov 27th-Dec 3rd) :: 295/300k bleh midas is underweight this week. shit happens
  Week 13 (Dec 4th-Dec 10th) :: 303/325k
  Week 14 (Dec 11th-Dec 17th) :: 350/350k -lots of tlc to get him back up to proper weight-
  Week 15 (Dec 18th-Dec 24th) :: 375/375k
  Week 16 (Dec 25th-Dec 31st) :: 400/400k
  Week 17 (Jan 1st-Jan 7th) :: 427/425k
  Week 18 (Jan 8th-Jan 14th) :: 475/450k
  Week 19 (Jan 15th-Jan 21st) :: 500/475k
  Week 20 (Jan 22nd-Jan 28th) :: 530/500k
  Week 21 (Jan 29th-Feb 4th) :: 541/525k
  Week 22 (Feb 5th-Feb 11th) :: 595/550k
  Week 23 (Feb 12th-Feb 18th) :: 622/575k
  Week 24 (Feb 19th-Feb 25th) :: 627/600k
  Week 25 (Feb 26th-Mar 3rd) :: 641/625k
  Week 26 (Mar 4th-Mar 10th) :: 655/650k
  Week 27 (Mar 11th-Mar 17th) :: 695/675k
  Week 28 (Mar 18th-Mar 24th) :: 700/700k
  Week 29 (Mar 25th-Mar 31st) :: 725/725k
  Week 30 (Apr 1st-Apr 7th) :: 753/750k
  Week 31 (Apr 8th-Apr 14th) :: 800/775k
  Week 32 (Apr 15th-Apr 21st) :: 820/800k
  Week 33 (Apr 22nd-Apr 28th) :: 828/825k
  Week 34 (Apr 29th-May 5th) :: 848/850k
  Week 35 (May 6th-May 12th) :: 897/875k
  Week 36 (May 13th-May 19th) :: 928/900k
  Week 37 (May 20th-May 26th) :: /925k
  Week 38 (May 27th-June 2nd) :: /950k
  Week 39 (June 3rd-June 9th) :: /975k
  Week 40 (June 10th-June 16th) :: /1000k

*This before it means what they are in relation to the "baby" - not me :P

(Hehehe this thread has 9 posts) :P

Aurora Fang wrote:I CLAIM WIFEY'S POST CHERRY!!!

*Bookmarksit* lol ^_^

SUCH AN IRONIC THING TO SAY XDDD

i mean given the fact that this thread is like about the pregnancy of gold OWO

WOOHOO, well we did say we wanted to have a babeh together OWO

Not really OWO
didn't they say it takes multi millions of dollars to raise a real baby through out the 18 years of raising it? OWO