Simon "Trismegistus" Spanner
"Loading, loading, loading, quickly reaching maximum capacity" // "Tune up, if the future changed; technique, if I don't improve the present"
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⇨ Ϣ ι т н ι и ۰ т н ə ۰ Ħ ѳ υ я ɢ ʟ ɐ s s ۰ ۰ ۰
- ∂єsтιиє∂ ι∂єитιтч:
Simon Emilio Leonardo Nicolas Artephius Kotar Ninegal Gofannon Spanner (try saying that ten times quickly)
- яєιиvєитιиɢ тнє ωнєєʟ:
Trismegistus, the Inventor, the Alchemist, Tinker, Simmy, Sai, Monny, Em; refers to self as "Si-Si" (pronounced "C-C") when speaking in third person.
- тнє вєʟʟ cнιмєs συт:
Twenty-three
- ιииєя ωσякιиɢs:
Male
- нєяσιc ιмαɢє:
Despite his age, Simon looks to all the world like a boy in his early teens. His gold-blond hair, when not spiked up in its usual fashion, is about chin-length, varying only because of the choppiness of his locks. Most of the time however it is pushed into his unusual headgear, revealing his clear, vividly emerald green eyes. His headgear resembles an old-fashioned pilot's helmet, complete with goggles, with noise-cancelling headphones built into the ear flaps. Though he regularly doesn't need corrective eyewear, he does have a pair of red-rimmed reading glasses and will often be seen using them when pouring over books and manuals.
The only thing that might give away his age is his height: a towering six foot seven inches. He has a rather lanky and slender build, which only adds to his appearance of height. His hands are noticably large but slender as well, with long slender fingers developed from years of tinkering with small pieces of electronics and reaching into tight spaces. One of his most noticable markings is the tattoo located on the left side of his neck. He claims it to be his signature of sorts, and indeed most of his successful inventions have the same symbol branded somewhere on it.
Simon's clothing style stresses on comfort, and often tends to be loose or baggy. This means that many of his shirts are often wrinkled at the sleeves because he needs to roll them up to work, and also a need for belts. When indoors, he likes to go around barefoot, but will always be wearing some form of closed-toe slip-on protective footwear when in his workshops. His clothing, especially his pants, tend to have a multitude of pockets for carrying tools, parts, spare batteries, remotes, and smaller inventions around.
Because of this focus on function before form, Simon's clothes don't have a set colour scheme or preference, and can range from classic darks such as blues and purples to earthy dull colours like browns and olives and creams to bright wild colours like yellows, oranges, and reds. While the wide range of colours can sometimes be a little overwhelming, Simon manages to somehow make them work out when dressed.
Accessories are few and far in between for Simon due to his hobby as an inventor. He does own a pair of of regular headphones that he uses to listen to music with. He claims that he made them himself, and that they work much better than mass-produced, store-bought ones. He also wears a pair of blank silver dog tags on seed chain under his clothes.
- тнє cʟσcкωσякs ωιтнιи:
Youthful in face and youthful by nature, there is little doubt that Simon will be one of the quirkiest people a person can meet. It's very much like he never grew up; though in his early twenties, he retains all the rambunctiousness of a child. Cheerful (sometimes to a fault) and energetic, he wears his heart on his sleeve, zealous in his likes and scornful of his dislikes. While intelligent, it is often masked by his carefree, easily distracted tendencies which cause many to wonder if the title "genius" is only self-proclaimed.
Simon thrives in breaking the mold, always pressing at the boundaries of almost anything and everything. His scientific and inventive heart shines through in his love of exploring the possible and delving into the impossible, of noticing a problem and seeking a solution through technology.
- тυяиιиɢ вαcк тнє ρєи∂υʟυм:
Simon was born in a quiet home Venice, Italy. HIs parents, both working with machinery and technology by profession, were probably the starting point to the Spanner legacy. Even from a young age Simon showed promise, always poking around and asking questions and testing out his surroundings even when warned against it. His way of playing often involved taking something apart and then trying to put it back together again; seeing this, his parents provided him with jigsaw puzzles. By the age of five he would watch his parents fix things around the house; by seven, he had made his first invention: a remote-controlled watering can on wheels.
It was around this time in his childhood that he was first approached by Janus. Sensing great potential within the child, the deity asked Simon if he could create a toy for him, to which the boy eagerly complied. They arranged a meeting time and place, and as promised, the boy created a stuffed animal helicopter. But, imagine his surprise when the old grandfather suddenly transformed! Introducing himself, Janus offered Simon knowledge on old-age alchemy, and curious, the boy eagerly accepted. Thus began their long and close friendship.
Simon's childhood was otherwise rather uneventful, the life of an average middle-class boy. He went to school - excelling in his classes, particularly tech, engineering, and math - lived with his parents, spent time as any other boy his age would. The boy pursued his love for machinery, invention, and technology by partaking in a number of engineering programs and contests, and his name quickly became known within the engineering field. But it was both a blessing and a curse.
Aware of his relationship to Janus, demons began attempts on his life, determined to use him as leverage against the deity. Apart from Janus and Simon himself, no one knows that this whole biography is made up. Simon's true nature is yet to be revealed . . .
⇨ Λ ۰ Ⱦ ι м ə ۰ ғ ѳ я ۰ β ɐ т т ʟ ə ۰ ۰ ۰
- ғαтєғυʟ яєsρσиsιвιʟιтч:
N/A
- тнє ɢєαяs тнαт ғιт:
Living in hidden seclusion for many years, Simon has had no need for weaponry. He does, however, later develop a pair of alchemy-based gauntlets that allow him to call forth elements to help the eight chosen ones train.
- αи σρρσятυиє мσмєит:
۰Living Wikipedia - Simon's title as a genius isn't for show. His quirky behaviour belies his astonishing intelligence and incredible memory. His vast wellspring of knowledge spans through almost every field and topic imaginable.
۰Alchemic Inventor - One of the conctrete manifests of his genius is his role as an inventor and alchemist. As he has close relationships with the supernatural, he has a deep understanding of the elements and often combines magic with technology. While he can be irksome at best when tinkering around and subsequently causing chaos of various degrees, no one can deny that when he gets down to business his ability to create useful and innovative inventions is unmatched.
۰Master Hacker - Sprung from curiosity and his knowledge of the inner workings of technology, Simon has developed a skill to hack into any program he wishes. Private, public, corporate, and even government databases are all open books for this man; of course, he's only hacked the govenment ones as a pure test of skill and has never touched one since. What's more, he is so skillful in his ability that he can hack in without anyone realizing and leave without a trace.
- яαιsє αʟαяυм:
۰ Wimpy Nerd - Despite all his knowledge, Simon knows no real way of defending himself. He cannot fight; it's not so much a physical disability that prevents him than that he just doesn't know how. Without his inventions, Simon is literally a sitting duck.
۰ Technophile - Another one of Simon's drawbacks is his all-comsuming love for technology. When faced with a new piece of technology or tehnological problem, he becomes so engrossed in examining and analyzing it that he basically blocks out everything around him. This has led to a number of problems, ranging from ignoring people to going for days without food or sleep and eventually crashing from exhaustion.
۰ For the Lulz - Despite his Einstein-shaming IQ, Simon often does things for the pure sake of amusing himself. Inventing for him is like playing, and so he tends to get so into "inventing" that often times he loses sight of the original goal he started messing around with machinery for.
⇨ Ɉ υ s т ۰ ɐ ۰ £ ι т т ʟ ə ۰ Σ x т я ɐ ۰ Ģ я ə ɐ s ə
- тιcк-тσcк, тιcк-тσcк:
۰ SIMULATION - Tsuda Kenjirou & Toyonaga Toshiyuki
۰ Grayed Out - Nakamura Yuichi
۰ Twister - Matsuda Mai
- sραяє ραятs:
Simon is often seen eating wrench-shaped lollipops; he makes them himself, and they are always strawberry flavoured. He also has a habit of interspersing his sentences with various amounts of "nu" and giving people pet names whether they want one or not.
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